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Too Darn Hot
(written by Porter)
Released on Red Hot + Blue compilation album.
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It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

I'd like to sup
With my baby tonight
Refill the cup
With my baby tonight
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight
But I ain't up to my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

It's too darn hot
It's just too darn hot

I'd like to coo
With my baby tonight
And pitch the woo
With my baby tonight
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
Pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But brother you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

According to the Kinsey report
Ev'ry average man you know
Much prefers his lovey-dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes way up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mr. Pants for romance is not

Because it's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

Oh it's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

I'd like to coo
With my baby tonight
And pitch the woo
With my baby tonight
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
Pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But brother you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

Mr. Gob for his squab (hey mister, where's your queen?)
A marine for his queen (a G.I. for my cutie pie)
A G.I. for his cutie pie is not

Oh it's too darn hot (too hot)
It's too darn hot (hot hot)
Oh it's too darn hot

Gotta get the heat down
Gotta get the heat down